Ift sucks being white because
you cant hang a chair in your yard without being a racist.
This is a blog about why it sucks to be a white person. Because it does.
you cant hang a chair in your yard without being a racist.
You are profiled for theft.
Holy shit, this is a serious blog? For fuck’s sake get your head out of your ass and educate yourself. It’s fuckin’ awesome to be white. Do you know why? Because of something called white privilege. You’ve probably never heard that term before. That hyperlink goes to a page that will list off privileges that you probably didn’t even realize you had. But you’ve lived with them your entire life. You don’t have to think about things like that. Ever. That’s why you never have before. Because you’re so fucking privileged. What’s that? You get looked at funny when you drink a forty? Wow, you’ve got it rough. Maybe you’d like to be black. Then you won’t have to worry about anything like that. You’ll just have to worry about things like being stopped by the police and frisked just for walking down the street. What’s that? Eminem’s the only white person that can say the n word? Why can’t you use the n word? You don’t use the n word 1) because you know that it’s offensive and derogatory, and 2) because you’re afraid of the reaction of black people. Do you know why some white people will say the n word around their white friends, but not in front of black people? Because they aren’t scared of how the white person will react, because they haven’t been taught, silently and otherwise, to fear white people like they have black people. They aren’t scared of seeming racist around their white friends, because it’s very likely that their white friends are just as ignorant about all this shit as you are. What’s that? You want a white history month? FUCK YOU. Every month is white history month you twat. Why would black history month exist if it was studied and celebrated adequately? Think about that shit. What’s that? You say you can’t dress like a ghost without looking like a racist? ARE YOU REALLY BITCHING BECAUSE YOU FEEL YOU AREN’T ABLE TO DRESS UP AS A GHOST ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR BECAUSE YOUR PUSSY ASS FEARS BEING LOOKED AT AS RACIST? Well NEWSFLASH BITCH, you ARE racist. No one gives a flying fuck about YOU or your PUSSY FEELINGS. You sound like a pussy ass bitch, and your ignorance is overwhelming. Get your candy ass out of here with that reverse racism bullshit. Seriously.
Since this was a submit and not a question
and a very horribly punctuated suggestion,
I will make my response brief
to address your very angry beef
with me and my blog about the race issue
so sit the fuck down and grab a few tissue
I do this for lulz and do it for hehe’s
I’m not the lorax, I don’t speak for the trees
I speak for me and me on my own
Its only me here, forever alone.
If you think I’m not funny, you dislike my wit
my satire dry? cant handle it?
Then please be my guest and dont come back
I wont visit your page about dating guys who are black
or how much you love hemp and how much you hate school
you must see yourself so “original”
And the sad thing is we like similar things
I’m a fan of jack skellington “the pumpkin king”
I’m a fan of rugrats, I’m a 90’s kid
and NO ONE EVER will have it as good as we did.
So please dear erin, with your hyperlink list
your CAPS LOCK key, your shaking fist
send me more mail, fill my inbox with stuff
and try to sound the exact same amount of tough,
I look forward to hearing from you quite soon,
and in the meantime I’ll be posting till june
and probably longer, so people will laugh
or call me a racist, no problems with that
call me what you want and curse me to hell
I shall keep posting
and I wish you well…
Because young rebel, as you can see
There are many great things about poetry.
It’s funny for those easily amused
And a livelihood for the great Dr. Seuss.
For me it’s an outlet to express my wit,
And to annoy the people who don’t get it,
So there will be many more poems to come
And many more rhymes not yet to be done.
And many more verses and lines to write.
And many more posts on why it sucks to be white.
you can’t say the same things as Dave Chappelle, without being a racist.
The cute security guards and policemen never notice me…
I have to rely on my personality to get a date, because no one has a white person fetish.
You can’t dress up as a ghost without looking like a racist.
you’re the only one who gets asked for money at the gas station.
Is it a joke? you tell me.
Who decides what is or isn’t funny?
The government? or even you maybe?
or perhaps even the humor police?
as much as i love it does tumblr decide?
what we laugh about aloud and inside.
Personally i think you should laugh about everything
whether a “hot button” issue or simply nothing.
Nothing should be exempt from humor
not penises or memes or a cancerous tumor.
They say laughter is the very best medicine
it strengthens your macro-phages and your skeleton
it makes you happier unless its that laugh…
that you do to not weep when viewing a friends epitaph.
So laugh a little more and giggle a whole lot
and as for humor, what is funny? I decide not.
How about you decide what you think is a joke
and what makes you cry and what makes you choke.
Sailor moon? Archer? or even 90s Nick?
Its your call what makes you well and what makes you sick.
I have never called obama “the n word”
because he isn’t one and that’d be absurd.
But to comment on his current position
and to say it from the viewpoint of opposition
it to invite the issue of the ever present race card
whether or not you pushed the issue very hard.
I think that he could have definitely done better
and occasionally wore a chain and a turtleneck sweater
and done things differently and i’m sure he agrees
that he would have himself changed a few things
but i never said anything about his color or race
so why is that issue constantly in my face?
and as for grilling or a bbq cookout
i have no idea what you’re talking about.
Trayvon Martin is a tragic tale
of a man that should be sent to jail.
He shot a person holding only some candy
and to some people I’m sure that’s fine and dandy.
But shooting someone for suspicion
of making the robbery or murder decision
is completely fine in self defense
but in this case it just isn’t.
But to America the issue is of ethnicity and color
because they value the race issue over all the others.
The real issue is not the clothes he was wearing
his past convictions, or the neighbor for “caring”
what he was eating or doing when shot
or even the man who phoned police a lot
But the real issue is that a young man was murdered
Let justice be served and never averted.
It doesn’t matter what race that you are
the fact that you mentioned it means that you’re far
from being racist yourself, so good day to you.
I hope that your ass, finds a good swift shoe.
you will always feel racist speaking to your waiter at a mexican restaurant in spanish.
you’ll always get strange looks drinking malt liquor.